By Shelby Lueders
Our next getaway is certainly overdue. When was the last time any of us were on a plane? If Cancun, Mexico is a destination you’re considering, might I suggest looking into the Boobs Cruise? Not to be confused with Booze Cruise, which is still fun but decidedly less fun than this, the Boobs Cruise is a topless/nude catamaran day trip. It is operated by CancunCare.com and is located at the Temptations Cancun Resort—though you do not have to be a guest at the resort to join in the fun!
This experience is described as an adult playground and the itinerary is packed to keep you playing. It’s a full day starting off with snorkeling before heading to Isla Mujeres for a buffet lunch on a private beach. After lunch and some adult-themed games, it’s back on the boat for a quick jaunt over to a calm area in the ocean where the water is crystal clear and vibrant blue. Here you have the opportunity to skinny dip in this brilliant water before heading back to the marina.
Throughout the day, you’re partying. The experience is BYOB, which I found fascinating, though they do have a bartender as well. In fact, if you choose to bring your own alcohol, you are instructed to give it to the bartender and they are to pour your drinks all day for you. On top of that, you will never be without a drink—the staff is required to check in with you if they see a cup less than half full. Now that’s service! To keep the party going, the Boobs Cruise employs career entertainers, Omar, Chinos, and Sara69. With over 50 years of experience between them, they expertly deliver what the crowd wants and adapts as the day continues. They are compensated well and absolutely love their jobs.
To potentially assuage some of your skepticism, the Boobs Cruise has a detailed FAQ page. They’ve thought out every possible question like: Do you have to be topless? The Boobs Cruise expects topless but never demands it. You are encouraged to be naked too, just please remember sunscreen either way! I also appreciated seeing the question “Do you allow single guys?” and, in response, they do limit the amount of single men and do not allow groups of men larger than two people. Also available on their website are the current Covid-19 protocols.
So if you find yourself in Mexico, perhaps for SHA’s October SAR, look into the Boobs Cruise—you don’t want to be on any other catamaran!