Picture this: you’re about to fly somewhere, whether that be for a night or a few weeks, and you’re trying to figure out what to pack. Of course, you start with the essentials: shoes, underwear, toiletries, clothes, etc. After folding your last T-shirt into the suitcase, something in the corner of your eye grabs your attention: your beloved sex toy (or toys, because can you honestly have too many?). You grow solemn, heart sinking in your chest: “Am I really going to have to bid good-morrow to ol’ reliable?,” you ask yourself. Being the determined person you are, you refuse to give up.
While scouring the internet for ways to get over this roadblock, you stumble upon this post. “Oh my gosh, Sexual Health Alliance has a blog post about tips and information for traveling with sex toys?? What a great organization!” Have no fear, sex toy information is near! Here’s how you can have the best of both worlds traveling with your sex toys.
A Quick Note
I know it may seem impossible to appease TSA guidelines but trust me, it can be done. Before we even get into how to fly with sex toys, let me inform you that it most certainly is okay to! According to the TSA, you’re allowed to bring sex toys in checked bags and carry-ons. (Whew!) Certain bags might get stopped for additional checking, but otherwise, you should be all set to go.
There are some things to be wary of though! According to Matador Network, items such as whips, paddles, and floggers could be confiscated during bag checking. Why, you might ask? These items could be considered usable for self-defense or as a weapon! When packing your bag, bring simple and optimal toys that won’t raise red flags. Packing toys based on the length of your trip might also help to narrow down your options and reduce any problems with TSA.
Huzzah! We’ve just conquered the bulk of our roadblock, but now we actually have to pack and travel with our precious goods. Here are a few tips and tricks to easily fly with your sex toys.
Tips and Tricks
Who doesn’t love a good list, especially when it pertains to sex toys? From my keyboard to your eyes, here are a few ways you can fly with your toys:
Remove those batteries: Before you pack your pleasurable goods, make sure to remove the batteries! Travel and Leisure says removing the batteries beforehand can prevent your toys from buzzing during the whole bagging process. This prevents raising red flags and making your bag check longer than it needs to be. For toys that are rechargeable, let them die before your trip! For the toys that come with a travel setting; go for it. You could even buy batteries at your location depending on where you are, saving you the hassle and luggage space!
Place your toys in a bag—preferably, a clear one: Packing your toys in a clear bag comes in more handy than you think. First off, it keeps germs from getting onto them and stops them from rolling around your luggage. The most important reason though, according to New Fine Arts Alternatives, is that in the event TSA has to check your bag, they won’t be directly touching your toys! Neither of you wants them to touch your personal belongings, so it’s best to make it as accessible as possible.
Lube follows the same 3.4-ounce rule: Want to be extra prepared and come with your own lube? No worries! That can easily be done. Lube follows the same 3.4-ounce rule that other gels and liquids do, so just throw them in with your shampoos and get goin’! If you have additional questions about packing liquids/gels, more information can be found on the TSA website.
The smaller, the better: Keeping it discreet can help your bag check to go as smoothly as a lubed-up insertable! Back to Travel and Leisure with this tip: they suggest keeping it small so your toys don’t show up on security monitors. Small toys don’t really appear as much of anything when passed through the bag check, so it just makes everyone’s experience a bit easier. Even if you get pulled aside for additional bag screening: don’t panic. You have nothing to be scared or ashamed of—continue to do you!
Traveling with your toys can be an easy and anxiety-free experience. Educating yourself before you go on your flight is a great way to be proactive instead of reactive. To even accommodate those on the go or those who want to be extra prepared, discreet sex toys are available for purchase! These toys don’t even look like toys and even come in the cutest little shapes—definitely useful for more than just traveling. You’ll also notice that the toys themselves are easy to pack and don’t take up too much space (a win-win situation)! With your newfound knowledge, go forth into the world of pleasure! As always; be safe, educate yourself, and happy travels!
Written by Ali Rei.
